Katie Holmes To Be A Stepford Wife

Attention, attention: Tom Cruise thinks he has successfully attempted the art of time travel. Believing himself to now be in the year 1955, he plans to subjugate his young wife to life as a homemaker, snuffing out any hopes of her pursuing her acting career any further. In addition, Cruise also will try to get his dad to ask Lorraine Bates to the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance. Otherwise, he will cause a tear in the space-time continuum - if they don't go to the dance, then they won't kiss, and then he's history.

Personally, my favorite part is Tom's line, "I'm not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole." I guess while Katie's stuck at home, she'll have plenty of time to watch all of the DVD's that her wingnut husband gave her for her birthday. Looks like I was right, after all.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, here are eleven billion words (courtesy of YouTube.com)

In case you're one of the few people like me who still haven't seen Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell's "Lazy Sunday" from SNL, you're really missing out. "I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling!" Classic.



And the West Coast response, "Lazy Monday":



Dedicated to my old roomies, Gerald, Susana, and Jeff. We love Justin Timberlake, Barry Gibb, and Cruz Bustamante...



...and we love to eat at "Omeletteville"



SNL's Renaissance in two words: More Cowbell



Here's a compilation of Arrested Development's famed "Chicken Dance"



And here are even more characters' versions of the "Chicken Dance"



Buster Bluth has no chicken dance, but it would be foolish to leave him out.



Meet David Brent, the manager of BBC's "The Office", as he discusses the handicapped:



Now, see David strut his stuff for Comic Relief, a national day of charity and goodwill in England (to the hummed tune of "Disco Inferno"):



On Sunday, my lovely friend Kyle and I saw Jenny Lewis perform at the Angel Orensanz Foundation. Here's a video of Jenny performing "You Are What You Love", which she played for a secret Myspace.com show last month. Her first solo album, Rabbit Fur Coat, was released on January 24th: