Katie Holmes To Be A Stepford Wife
Attention, attention: Tom Cruise thinks he has successfully attempted the art of time travel. Believing himself to now be in the year 1955, he plans to subjugate his young wife to life as a homemaker, snuffing out any hopes of her pursuing her acting career any further. In addition, Cruise also will try to get his dad to ask Lorraine Bates to the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance. Otherwise, he will cause a tear in the space-time continuum - if they don't go to the dance, then they won't kiss, and then he's history.
Personally, my favorite part is Tom's line, "I'm not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole." I guess while Katie's stuck at home, she'll have plenty of time to watch all of the DVD's that her wingnut husband gave her for her birthday. Looks like I was right, after all.
Personally, my favorite part is Tom's line, "I'm not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole." I guess while Katie's stuck at home, she'll have plenty of time to watch all of the DVD's that her wingnut husband gave her for her birthday. Looks like I was right, after all.
posted by F at 11:58 AM
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I thought Darth Cruise zapping Oprah would be the craziest he'd get.
i used to be a big fan. now, i can't even watch his old movies without searching for signs that i missed that could have revealed his future craziness.
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