Now, thats what I call "Korea-graphy"!

Just when you thought it was safe to take a leak during halftime of a sporting event, think again! Courtesy of my kindred homies in Korea, I present to you the most insanely choreographed spectacle this side of "Nipplegate." Making up for recent years of shame in the baseball world (Chan Ho Park, I'm looking right at you), the scientific world (lies regarding cloning studies), and the world domination, er, world (thanks to our oh "so rone-ry" neighbor to the north), these performers have once again brought glory and honor to Koreans across the globe. I bet the actual game wasn't nearly as exciting as this.

(And I thought what we used to do at Cal games was impressive. Wrong.)